Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee.
Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.
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